Young Franz had an aquarium filled with anemones in his room. He loved his anemones. One day, he was experimenting with a chemistry set while his parents were downstairs watching TV. When Franz drank the potion he had mixed, he turned into an elephant. As he stomped about, his trunk knocked over the anemone tank, spilling them all over the floor. Upon hearing the commotion, his parents ran upstairs and burst into his room. His mother screamed in shock, “Oh my goodness Franz, look at your anemones!” To which his father replied, “With Franz like this, who needs anemones!”
A man went to his local dentist because his teeth were decaying. During the examination, the dentist the man if he ate a lot of hollandaise sauce. The man inquired why. The dentist said, “hollandaise is very acidic, and it will eat the enamel off your teeth.” He then recommended chrome plated teeth to fix the problem. “Why chrome?” The man asked. “Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!” Replied the dentist.
LOL....bad, bad!