Hick #1: M R MICE Them are mice
Hick #2: M R NOT Them are not
Hick #1: M R 2 Them are too
Hick #2: TAINT SOW It aint so
Hick #1: O S A R Oh, yes they are
Hick #1: C M EDBD FEET? See them itty bitty feet?
Hick #2: L I B, M R MICE! Well, Ill be, them are mice!
PERFECT!
Thet’s funny, raght thar!