My Life With Jenna Bush

SFGate ^ | 8/22/07 | Mark Morford

[domeika]

I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of cold Bud Lights while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the Nationals game on the plasma. Here's a funny: After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both another beer. Man, I love being married. Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law....

[FormerLib]

Typical San Francisco Butt-Licker!

Not that there's anything wrong with that! (We're tryin' to be open minded and all.)

[TNCMAXQ]

All these lefties scream bloody murder about not being mean to wives or children of Democrat presidents and candidates. But saying vicious things about this president’s daughter is fine I guess.

GWB should do like Truman and send the guy a nasty letter threatening him with some physical harm. Or better yet do it on live TV. I’ll bet his poll numbers would shoot up, though he wouldn’t do it just as a PR stunt.

[cody32127]

mmorford@sfgate.com

[bobjam]

A San-Fran elitist trying to parody us unedumacated hayseeds in fly-over country...the sad thing is he isn’t even being realistic. Perhaps if he spent five minutes listening to any of the Blue Collar comics rather than some Minnesota storyteller he would realize that no self respecting hick would eat a Hawaiian pizza. Bud Light and a good grease pie (greasy because it’s made with real cheese and lots of pepperoni) just don’t mix with pineapple. It’s sort of like putting fruit in beer (which is probably what he does to feel like a “good ole boy”).

[bobjam]

“tree bark and walnuts mixed in cold coffee”

is that Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat?

[TheThinker]

Yawn

This lefty writer’s pretty boring.

[Retired Greyhound]

what a punk. It would be one thing if the article was clever or witty. But it was STUPID and poorly written.

[Hot Tabasco]

I'd track this idiot down and publicly slap him open-handed.

I hope you are a woman........Society started to crumble when dirtbags like this guy were able to hire attorneys to do their street fighting for them.......

Translation: He needs an old fashioned asswhupping!

[Hot Tabasco]

search is your friend:

It's not my friend, I never use it. "Latest Posts" is my friend.......

And personally, I could never figure out what the big deal was of duplicate or similar posts anyways........

Even most of the site Spellcheckers have moved on to other employment with the exception of one Spanishspellchecker who corrected me a couple days ago.....I had no problem with that because at least he respected my age and called me "Senior" HT. How he knew I was old I have no idea........

[RobbyS]

Do I see misogynist in this? Or is this how gays see us red necks?

[Islander7]

A little word replacement therapy for article being discussed. I cleaned up some of the language. Wonder if BOR will have me on his show to represent the Vast Right Wing Hate Machine? One wonders.

....I got Chelsea trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of crack while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the democrat debates on the plasma. Here's a funny: After each speech, I'll take a big hit of whatever's left of my crack and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blowing smoke right in her face. "Oh my Gia that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both more crack. Her dad just chuckles when we play like that. Man, I love being married.

Her hair smells like week-old tuna and nachos with a hint of a moldy copy of Marx. I take deep whiffs just before bed and later dream that I'm in line at the welfare office and my food stamps will not, like, nearly cover my monthly cracks needs. Panic! Wish I was blasting conservatives and pretty much all of humanity with my giant death-ray laser. Wait a sec, this is Hillary’s dream! How the did she get in here? She's so sneaky. But I love her sexy ankles. No, I mean I really love her. But she won't return my text messages anymore....

[nothingnew]

On any given Saturday, while working in the yard, I drink them pretty much all day. I loose count. I never get drunk...just maintain. It would be senseless for me to drink those expensive microbrews like that. They are too thick. Some taste like tree bark and walnuts mixed in cold coffee.

You are now a member of the nothingnew beer drinkers club. To be an officer in the club, substitute "On any given Saturday" with "every day".

I never get drunk...just maintain.

I understand completely.

FMCDH(BITS)

[DallasMike]

It would be senseless for me to drink those expensive microbrews like that. They are too thick. Some taste like tree bark and walnuts mixed in cold coffee.

Mmmmmm, sounds tasty to me. I call them man-beers and won't drink anything else.

[DallasMike]

And personally, I could never figure out what the big deal was of duplicate or similar posts anyways........

Agreed. Most of us don't have the luxury of being logged into FR 24-7. The worst that should happen would be to close comments and direct the user to the most active thread. No grumbling, no gotcha's, just a simple and polite redirect.

[GunsareOK]

I agree. I slammed Bush a few minutes ago but my cricicism of him certainly doesn’t apply to his family.

[Tx Angel]

LOL!

[Doe Eyes]

I do like people pointing out duplicate threads so I can read the posts there too.

[WKB]

I do like people pointing out duplicate threads so I can read the posts there too.

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Well, all you need to do is do a search for xcamel's post and you will never run out of reading material.

[shbox]

>>>>>You are now a member of the nothingnew beer drinkers club. To be an officer in the club, substitute “On any given Saturday” with “every day”.<<<<<<<<

LOL...It is pretty much everyday with my BuschLight but I can’t drink them all day long. This pesky job, you know...but I crack one open as soon as I get home.
I cannot understand a man that works all day and DOESN’T drink himself a coldbeer when he gets home. That just don’t seem right to me...

[Democratshavenobrains]

I haven’t read this yet, but i’m pretty sure it is digusting and more anti-feminist than a 19th century army general.