Frankly, it’s beyond me why I need to know a person by their sexual persuasion. I don’t introduce myself as heterosexual Chuck Dooley. I’m simply Chuck Dooley. Tell me where I’m going wrong?
Excellent point!
Homosexuality is unnatural. Furthermore, homosexuals themselves know that their behavior is unnatural. When homosexuality is in the closet, homosexuals go off into private and do their little unnatural deeds and mostly leave everyone else alone. But once homosexuality is uncloseted, its adherents go on an ideological rampage that is very unrepublican in nature.
You’re probably familiar with the tale of The Emperor’s New Clothes. The emperor in this fairy tale (no pun intended) was nude, but he had been told that he was wearing beautiful clothing that could only be seen by the best and the brightest. Since everyone wanted to be included in this elite category, the entire nation pretended that the emperor was clothed even though he was parading around naked. But it came crashing down one day when a child who didn’t know the rules shouted out that the emperor was in fact nude.
Just as the emperor needed constant positive reinforcement to believe the falsehood that he was fully clothed, uncloseted homosexuals need to be constantly assured that they’re normal, or they’ll realize they aren’t. So it’s not enough for homosexuals to be allowed to go off into private and do their thing. They have to be ratified in their behavior 24/7, and anyone who disapproves of their conduct has to be stifled. Even one person asserting that homosexuality is unnatural is enough to bring down the whole house of cards. That’s why President Bush’s recent Surgeon General nominee had to recant writings from 1990 in which he described homosexuality as unnatural.
So in a society where homosexuality is uncloseted, homosexuals wallow in their behavior every waking moment. They aren’t an accountant, they’re a gay accountant who belongs to the gay accountants’ association, where they sit around and discuss how their homosexuality is inherently linked to their job as an accountant and leads them to engage in accountancy in a uniquely gay way.
Suppose you were a carrot farmer and decided to launch a monthly magazine dealing with carrot farming and marketing issues. You wouldn’t receive requests from celibate people demanding that they be profiled in your magazine specifically as a celibate carrot farmer. A carrot marketer who lives with someone of the opposite sex out of wedlock wouldn’t insist on being profiled as such. You wouldn’t write an article featuring carrot truck drivers who are also adulterers, with emphasis on the latter.
But you’d very likely be contacted by homosexuals who would request....even demand....that you dedicate one issue per year to homosexual carrot farmers, homosexual carrot marketers, gay carrot recipes, lesbian carrot truck drivers, etc.
Once uncloseted homosexuality is unleashed, it goes completely mad in an effort to find positive reinforcement. It equally must censor any negative opinion. That’s why the San Diego Padres will never have a leather fetish night, or a cohabitation night, but they recently had a gay night at one of their games.
Adultery, fornication, and polygamy may be sinful in the eyes of many people, but they aren’t literally against nature. Homosexuality is. And that’s why its practitioners need to parade down the street in the St. Patrick’s Day parade on a special homosexual float. They’re like the emperor trying to convince himself that he’s clothed, even though he’s stark naked.