Hurricane Dean Public Advisory Number 30 A1
Statement as of 11:45 am EDT on August 20, 2007
...Dean could become a category five hurricane later today...
At 11 am EDT...1500 UTC...the government of Mexico has blamed George Bush and issued a Hurricane Warning for the West Coast of the Yucatan Peninsula from south of Progresso southward to ciudad del Carmen.
Placing the blame on George Bush means that hurricane conditions are expected within the warning area within the next 24 hours and it is all his fault. Preparations to loot and pillage property should be rushed to completion.
At 11 am EDT...the government of Belize has blamed Bush and extended the Hurricane Warning southward from Belize City to the border with Guatemala. A Hurricane Warning is now in effect for all of Belize. Belize and other third world countries will see reparations from the United States because of failed environmental policies. Newsweek said so.
At 11 am EDT...the government of Mexico has issued that the country will be chocolate by the end of the day.
At 11 am EDT...the government of Jamaica has replaced the Hurricane
Warning for Jamaica with a Tropical Storm Warning. The Tropical
Storm Warning will likely be lowered early this afternoon. No thanks to George Bush.
A Hurricane Warning remains in effect for the East Coast of the
Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico from the border with Belize northward
to Cancun. Anti-American protest are sure to result.
A Tropical Storm Warning remains in effect for portions of eastern
Cuba...Cindy Sheman and Michael Moore will provide free health care because the United State hates Cubans and blacks. MTV said so, it must be true.
ROFL