I guess that means he has a wife and a girlfriend. At least he puts his wife first.
I wonder if the girlfriend knows he loves his dog more than her.
If she reads the paper she does now.
Could have meant “mom and dad, then the dog, then Sally.”
I can hear him now: “Honest, sweetie, it was an afterthought. I put you before Fido any day!”
Guess he can sleep with Fido. LOL!