Posted on 08/17/2007 10:46:03 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
>>>>the campaign bought and gave away 800 tickets.
Smart Iowa farmers. Took the free ticket, ate the fried chicken, drank the beer, voted for someone else.
If you want a loyal friend in politics, buy a dog.
:)
I figured. ;) Check out #121, hereabouts. Busted 'em yet AGAIN!!!
"It" is a very big government secret and it would be extremely dangerous for me to divulge anything else about "it."
I am protecting you by not giving you this information. It is rather earth-shattering and I musn't say another word. I may have already said too much.
Damn...what are those lights coming through my window? Oh, no...jack-boots coming up the walk...I've got to RUN!!
Don’t scare philman like that....he might take you seriously!
LOL - that guy is mixed up with far too many lefty moonbats. Whether he wants 'em or not...they seem to be in his court.
As they say, “One isn’t meant to talk about it.”
Dear Excellency and Friend:I thank you very sincerely for your letter and for your offer to transport me towards freedom. I cannot, alas, leave in such a cowardly fashion. As for you, and in particular for your great country, I never believed for a moment that you would have this sentiment of abandoning a people which has chosen liberty. You have refused us your protection, and we can do nothing about it.
You leave, and my wish is that you and your country will find happiness under this sky. But, mark it well, that if I shall die here on the spot and in my country that I love, it is no matter, because we are all born and must die. I have only committed this mistake of believing in you [the Americans].
Please accept, Excellency and dear friend, my faithful and friendly sentiments.
Sirik Matak was shot the day the Khymer Rouge took Phnom Penh
Speaking of hoaxes, did you ever repudiate the lie you told about David Duke's endorsment of Ron Paul, or are you still telling that lie?
BTW, how'd your boy Rudy do in the straw poll?
Plus, Condit needs to be prepared to defend himself from some defamation suits.
From the GOP website: http://www.iowagop.net/straw.poll.asp says that:
When a voter enters a credentialing area they will be asked to show their valid Iowa Driver’s License, Military ID or a student ID from an Iowa College or University.
Once they show one of the above forms of ID’s, voters with an Iowa Driver’s license or state issued ID will be scanned in order to prevent someone from voting with that same ID at another voting location. Voters with a military ID, student ID, or if their driver’s license does not scan properly will be required to fill out a voter registration form before receiving their ballot.
Folks: Ron Paul got 9% of the total votes. The voters were not screened by party affiliation. Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, Communists, or anybody else of any persuasion that resides in Iowa was eligible for voting.
I doubt that Ron Paul would get 9% of strictly Republican votes.
I've said from the start that I was just on here to have fun.
I am the "entertainee,", the "audience," the "enthralled.". Choose one. :-)
2. It was Diebold who did it again (paleoPaulie starring as Algore this time both as to foreign surrendermonkeyism and as to whining about "stolen elections").
3. It was the New England clam cartel that did it! They were angry that paleoPaulie did not get them earmarks too in their competition with the shrimpin' bidness!
4. It was the Pentagon that did it! They could not afford to let the public know that the Republican voters are really George McGovern n disguise.
5. It was the war profiteers who did it! When paleoPaule is sworn in, he'll fix their wagon! So there!
6. The buses hired by the Committee on American Islamic Relations broke down and the Islamoterorist Iowa Republicans were unable to arrive in time to vote. Their votes should be counted anyway. PaleoPaulie can provide the numbers.
7. Rumor has it that the Iowa State Police arrested known paleoPaulie straw poll voters (about a million of them!!!) to keep them from voting to end the war last year!!!! The arrestees were identified as paleoPaulie backers by the crazed look in their eyes that so resembles the bodysnatched!
8. It was the Bilderburgers who did it. They always do it!
9. It was the Cheeseburgers who did it! They are plotting to fatten us up for coronary disease yet to come!
10. It was the BACON Cheeseburgers that did it! This happened in Iowa after all!
11. It was the ILLEGAL!!!! ALIENS who did it. As we all know, they cause halitosis, tummy aches, migraines, air pollution and creeping Hispanic cuisine. There was a lot of Spanish overheard at the straw poll. NOW, we know why!!!!
12. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were running a "hospitality suite" right next door to the voting booths. Each of them is known to be acquainted with actual Mormons and that explains what they were doing and whom they were supporting. Makes sense, huh!!!
13. It was black cats that did it. This is point 13 after all.
14. It was the Council on Foreign Relations that did it. They heard how many Birchers were supporting the delusions of paleoPaulie!
15. It was the John Birch Society that did it. They discovered a secret plot of the Council on Foreign Relations to sneak paleoPaulie through as CFR's "stealth candidate!!!" Who woulda thunk it???
16. It was the Libertoonian Party that did it. They don't like to be scorned by their previous candidates.
17. It was B'nai Brith that did it in concert with the Anti-Defamation League and AIPAC. They are all big Mormon enthusiasts.
18. It was Pat Buchanan who did it! He wants his old constituency back!
19. It was Elvis who did it! He has not left the building after all!!!!
20. It was Lyndon LaRouche who did it. He wanted his old constituency back!!!
Feel free to add to the list.
Thanks for the ping. Hehehe
Well, I've been called worse, I guess.
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