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To: LibWhacker

Well they better fix it and soon. I utilize the speed of light frequently and I’m not at all happy about this.


5 posted on 08/16/2007 10:19:04 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

I know what you mean. This puts a serious cramp in my scheduling issues. Being the mother of two small children requires me to be in more than one place at a time. If they can’t fix it soon they will have to pay for a personal assistant for me.


178 posted on 08/16/2007 11:09:52 AM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: ElkGroveDan

I agree. The salesman told me my ship was the fastest model there was, and that nothing would ever go faster.

Now the speed of light has been broken??? I’ve only put about 2,000,000,000 miles on the odometer...I wonder if they’ll let me trade it in.


271 posted on 08/16/2007 2:01:28 PM PDT by scott7278 ("Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.")
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To: ElkGroveDan
" I utilize the speed of light frequently and I’m not at all happy about this."

No joke! My EDMs may be lying to me. (and, can you imagine all the speeding tickets that may get jury trials)

293 posted on 08/16/2007 4:49:33 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Turning the general election into a second Democrat primary is not a winning strategy.)
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To: ElkGroveDan; Gamecock; P-Marlowe; Alamo-Girl; blue-duncan
We have broken the speed of light....Well they better fix it and soon. I utilize the speed of light frequently and I’m not at all happy about this."

Don't worry about it. I broke mine, and used some 100-mile-an-hour tape. It'll fix anything. Learned that in the Army.

I've got the speed of light down to about Autobahn cruising speed, and everything's just fine.

365 posted on 08/20/2007 5:52:34 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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