Oh yeah?...well how fast can they do the Kessel run?
Oh yeah?...well how fast can they do the Kessel run?
Pfft... I have no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
well how fast can they do the Kessel run? Well... 
in the story it says: "For instance, an astronaut moving faster than it would theoretically arrive at a destination before leaving."
So the answer, Han, old sport... 
is pretty damned fast!
Han, as much as I hate to say it... 
Bender is correct.
Dammit! He... 
sure is!
Can we... 
get a second opinion?
Dammit, Lrrr! I... 
was the second opinion!
Then, how's about... 
a third opinion?
Okay, besides being fat and ugly... 
you smell like pig poop!
So, Lrrr, get used... 
to disappointment.
Around Bender... 
that is the norm!
That... 
and the smell of pig poop.
With friends like this... 
the smell keeps them at arms length!
Well, if you make any new friends... 
I will have to start charging you overtime!