[Proud_USA_Republican]

Here she is, getting ready for a "probing" interview with the Mayor.

[Enchante]

Wow, she’s.... um...... not exactly unattractive. Typical liberal homewrecker, I guess....

After this the Mayor should have to have an affair with Helen Thomas or Rosie O’Donnell, just to prove that he is not the shallow kind of guy who is inordinately affected by a woman’s looks. After all, Helen or Rosie could provide the kind of pillow talk that offers scintillating leftist wit and all the latest “I hate Bush” jokes. I am tired of left-liberal males who think they have some right to practice the “facial discrimination” of only getting it on with hot women. Come on Mr. Mayor, try Helen Thomas for a change, you just might like it.

[Liz]

Hillary will quietly drop Mayor Antonio as a national co-chair of her presidential campaign......... but Bill will come to his rescue.

"Psst! Antonio. Could you give me that Telemundo chick Mirthala's phone number?"

"Her cha chas belongs to me, Beeley. But if'n you tells Heelary to put me
on da teecket, I supply you wit hot Latina babes up da kazoo. No problema."