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To: tcrlaf

Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only pure grain alcohol? It's because I gave up distilled water and rain water after finding out that even they were contaminating my precious bodily fluids with dihydrogen monoxide.

14 posted on 08/02/2007 1:49:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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To: KarlInOhio

I just sent a copy of Dr Strangelove to my son in Iraq.


17 posted on 08/02/2007 1:54:27 PM PDT by american_ranger
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To: KarlInOhio
W.C. Fields had his reason for not drinking water:

Fish blank in it.

46 posted on 08/02/2007 2:48:27 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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