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To: foolscap

We need to start a religion where we are offended by all the things the Muslims want.

I’m offended when pork is NOT served. Who’s going to cater to my quirks?


4 posted on 08/02/2007 10:10:20 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

“We need to start a religion where we are offended by all the things the Muslims want.”

Wasn’t just because of Mulsims. They also mention kosher.


34 posted on 08/02/2007 10:20:36 AM PDT by gracesdad
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To: ElkGroveDan

Face East and pray, and I’ll go freaking POSTAL on you.

Shave the beard, or I will SET YOUR FACE ON FIRE!!!

She wears a pant suit, or I will BOMB YOUR MOSQUE!!!

Oh, and unless you just went number 1 or number 2, WASH UP and GET OUT, and KEEP YOUR FEET OUT OF MY SINK!!!


84 posted on 08/02/2007 12:27:58 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: ElkGroveDan

Hundreds of years ago I was in the Boys Brigade; 9th Grimsby & Cleethorpes Company. Bible study 2 nights a week, Sunday morning church (obviously), parade afterwards, 2 weeks summer camp. If anyone in a public position had asked for changes to suit alien outsiders, they would have been kicked up the chuff so fast their colon would be at the back of their throat. I hear this stuff every single day in the papers, and each day makes me more and more aggressive torwards liberals - its got to the point where my Missus tells me to shut up about politics.

Regarding your idea for an online religion........ I like it !
As its your ‘sproggy’ as we say round here, it is only fair that you get to name this new faith. As an induction, all new adherents will have to read paragraphs from the Satanic Verses, followed by a communion meal of pig’s trotters marinated in whiskey - Irish Whiskey - having read your profile. Followers must also agree to keep a pet pig and line it’s sty with pages from th Koran. Women members must wear as little as possible, in accordance with our faith’s strict winding - up moslems custom.


140 posted on 08/03/2007 4:33:57 AM PDT by jabbermog
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