[9422WMR]

Why are you posting this sewer garbage?
I am not interested in any of their Neanderthal behavior. What next, their bathroom etiquette?

[BallyBill]

Think I saw this before. Either that or this poor guy can’t find the answer he likes.

[BibChr]

Should that be “grate”?

[oakcon]

I find it’s always better to greet them - with a loaded gun.

[ronnie raygun]

In greeting a Muslim I will use my middle finger!

[NonValueAdded]

Try “pushing me to the narrowest part of it” and I can assure you it won’t be great.

[Popocatapetl]

This explains why Muslims should always loudly and generously greet non-Muslims. Because non-Muslims can very often kick seven bells out of Muslims. Ergo, Muslims should fear non-Muslims, and behave in a polite manner. Avoid Muslims unless you are able and willing to kick seven bells out of them, or they will abuse you.

But everyone should be aware that when Muslims speak, they lie. So take it for granted. Their promises, brags, offers, threats, admonitions, negotiations, deals, and suggestions are false, so always insist on cash up front. And always let it be known that not “if”, but “as soon as” they double-cross you, you will kick seven bells out of them.

In this way, in departing they will also be very polite.

As a rule of thumb, never offer a Muslim anything except brutality. Before doing business with them, take away something near and dear to them; and never, ever return it, no matter what they say. Then, make the an offer, in exchange for which you will NOT take away something else near and dear to them.

[xcamel]

Muslims grate on everybody.

[aShepard]

Ah, now I understand why the rag-head taxi driver at JFK says nothing,
until I tell him Fifth and 48th,
and he turns over his meter, flips on the “do you want sex” tape for the back seat, and says nothing, even when getting his big tip!

[Psycho_Bunny]

In the vast universe, there has to be some planet where Islam makes sense.

What we know for certain is that it's not Earth.

[Tzimisce]

Wow - that is COLD.

[WKUHilltopper]

A greeting? Mr. Muslim meet Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. Oh, do you know Mr. Colt?

[kcar]

Muzzies sure do sneeze alot, guessing by the all the blessings they beseech.

[Finny]

[Muhammed the wicked said:] “Do not initiate the greeting with the Jews and Christians, and if you meet them in the street push them towards the narrowest part of it.

Just wow. Mystery explained. One day I, as a fairly attractive female in her mid 30s, was walking across a freeway bridge overpass on a very busy city street. Two Middle Eastern men were walking toward me in the opposite direction. The sidewalk was a squeeze narrow for three people abreast.

As any female in middle class civilized America would, I assumed the two "gentlemen" would perhaps or perhaps not acknowledge me, so deep in conversation were they, but certainly one of them would pause a split second out of his gait and let me pass. Is there an American-raised male reading this who would for an instant consider any other scenario?

I'm pretty sure I was walking on the right, but I know for sure that when we finally came abreast, I found myself forced out toward the left, busy traffic right off the curb; neither of them acknowleded me or made eye contact, and if I'd have had to step off the curb to accommodate them, they'd not have noticed. My intense dislike for those kinds of jerks began in earnest then. If I was in their country, I'd have no problem. But they're in MY country. Do it the way we do things, or go home, asswipes. Grrrr. I hope chivalry makes an appearance and American men start kicking their asses when they treat women with disrespect.

Just wow.

[Brad from Tennessee]

Mohammed was a bandit, a gigolo, a murderer, a pedophile and history’s greatest flimflam artist. He took advantage of a group of people who were spiritually isolated and pulled a con game on them called Islam. He got rich and they went mad.

[MindBender26]

How does the Koran (Allah be pissed and pieces of pig shit upon it) deal with Jews and Christians splitting atoms?

[domenad]

Imam, is my middle finger considered a greeting? Because that’s how I’ll likely greet you if you push me towards the narrowest part of the street.

[metmom]

Greeting a non-Muslim first is haraam and is not permitted, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said:“Do not initiate the greeting with the Jews and Christians, and if you meet them in the street push them towards the narrowest part of it.”

That certainly explains the attitude of most muzzies I meet out in public. They sure follow that injunction well.

[normy]

what if I say “Whats up dude?”

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Blah Blah!...who gives a rats ass?....