[TLI]

Enriched uranium has been known to extinguish human lives as well. Yet -- in full defiance of Mr. Steiner's "values," no doubt -- McMaster University in Hamilton, Ont., has been operating a five megawatt research reactor for decades.

Well, falls kill lots of people so they need to ban gravity. No more gravity on campus.

And a huge number of college age kids die in auto accidents, so they must ban cars.

No more swim team. Lots`a folks drown. Better off just banning water.

And burns. Ouch! Ban that fire thing!

A surprising number of people freeze to death each year. Pass a law banning cold.

Ooooh! A BUNCH of young people are killed each year while riding bikes. Better ban bicycles on campus, right?

Ok, finally, here is something they don't have to worry about... kangaroos. The kangaroos can stay. WHEW! That was close.

[Minnesoootan]

My sister was kicked by a ‘roo.
;-)