[TexasAg1996]

I thought you would like the illustration better than the male-prostitute.

Of course, most houses have deadly chemicals, and no house I know of has magic wands and broomsticks lying around. But go ahead and keep using those strawmen. Nothing shows how desparate you're getting.

By the way, you never did answer my question. If JK Rowling had called them Jedis and said they used the Force, would you be complaining about the story?

[PetroniusMaximus]

“Of course, most houses have deadly chemicals, and no house I know of has magic wands and broomsticks lying around. “

The point is not what’s in your house but the idea of mixing a little poison with something fun and exciting.

[PetroniusMaximus]

“By the way, you never did answer my question. If JK Rowling had called them Jedis and said they used the Force, would you be complaining about the story?”

If it had also used other clearly occultic practices like HP does then yes, I would.