[TalonDJ]

I could read them all twice in that time. My wife could read them three times. But I turned her into a newt.

[Corin Stormhands]

But I turned her into a newt.

You know that's kinda kinky...

[Charles Martel]

My wife could read them three times. But I turned her into a newt.

I've been tempted to turn *my* wife into a newt many times, especially when I return home and see that she's got that danged grail-shaped lantern lit. Alas, I just can't stay mad at her... ;-)