Let me tell you.
Some do bad or careless things with guns.
Some wantonly butcher the English paragraph.
I am not calling for offenders to be shot.
Hanged, electrocuted, gassed, impaled, or thrown out windows.
But they should be heavily fined for touching any keyboard.
The fine to double upon each subsequent conviction.
(Reserving the graver penalties for those attempting poetry).
Which will stop them cold.
And deter others.
With a little work.
We could do haiku.
But we should...
Commit sepuku.