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To: Lx
Let’s see... lefties have shorter lives, are more likely to get cancer... now are more likely to be crazy...and are slightly off (well, more than slightly in my case.)

The whole world discriminates against lefties in everything from the way they make tools, to the side of the door with the doorknob — hell even the button on the back of our pants is for the convenience of righthanders...

Yeesh...I think I want reparations too!

24 posted on 07/31/2007 3:32:47 PM PDT by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: Ronin
Yeesh...I think I want reparations too!

I'm with you. Tool discrimination should be against the law and punished as a hate crime.

Equal rights for lefties now!

27 posted on 07/31/2007 3:37:01 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Ronin
The whole world discriminates against lefties in everything from the way they make tools, to the side of the door with the doorknob — hell even the button on the back of our pants is for the convenience of righthanders...

Here's one that drives me CRAZY - those little folded paper cups that they serve samples in at Costco. The direction the cups are folded is for right handed people. When a leftie "scrapes" the spoon against the folds it isn't smooth (bump, bump, bump). Poor lefties.
80 posted on 07/31/2007 6:25:59 PM PDT by ninergold3 ("Normal" - Just a cycle on the washing machine - Naomi Judd)
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