I’m left handed and I demand reparations! Where’s Jesse and Al when I need them?
Me too.
Our people have been oppressed for hundreds of years.
They used to burn our people at the stake.
And that legacy of discrimination lives on in every kindergarten classroom where there aren't enough green-handled scissors to go around.
There, in these Classrooms of Shame, our people are forced to huddle around a single pair in the back of the room at the outcast table.
Well you’re making me smile.
This could be a real “cause celebre”...I’m serious.
Get a couple of liberal kooks and soon we’ll be passing laws against left-handed hate crimes.