.....i always liked the ones that said.....
.....the power went out, then.....
.....that box that my pc is plugged into started beeping.....
.....then 15 minutes later, my pc turned off while i was right in the middle of something.....
Well, doesn't the "U" in UPS stand for "Unlimited"? Sheesh, you IT guys don't understand how IMPORTANT it is that I get my work done! Let me call your manager to complain.
Out of all of these. Yours was the one that made me actually laugh so the guy in the next cube heard.