[cyberaxe]

LOL! At my last job, I used to keep a whiffleball bat close to hand and prominently displayed at my desk...likely for some of the same reasons.

.....try a pair of wire snips.....

.....every time someone pulls a fast one.....

.....just snip off the rj45 from their patch cord.....

[wbill]

.....just snip off the rj45 from their patch cord.....

Yeah, but then wouldn't the token fall out of their Token-Ring network? Perhaps it could be caught in the Ether Net.

(/obscure Dilbert reference)