I’ve got your red stapler. And I don’t eat guacamole.
I often think that pieces of flair in an office enviroment would allow the engineers to express themselves
“LOL... Anyway, I was looking out my window and there are two squirrels and they were married....”
Uh, I’m going to have to ask you to move your desk. Now, if you could get it to go as far back against that wall as possible, that would be
great.