Reminds me of one episode of that short-lived Andrew Dice Clay tv show....that happened and he yelled, "Puh-leeze! Tell me you're gettin' ready to do the dishes!"
Seriously, wasn't there several articles a while back..(maybe a year or so) that the stuff in red wines, (if consumed at the levels in this article, ) can somehow "mask" the PSA levels..so the solution may be more dangerous than the problem..
The PSA test, whiel not foolproof, is still the easiest way to detect a possible problem, and it's nothign but stupidity if every male over 40 doesn't have it done every year.