Sorry, you are just clueless. The CFR is evil, more than anyone can imagine. I have it on good authority from a friend with the Barvarian Illiuminati (I assume its the Barvarian, he has a BMW) that the CFR did a group buy of the latest Harry Potter book AND got it 2 days early.
Pure evil I’d say...
They have determined which Springfield gets the premiere of the Simpsons movie.