SSSSH, quite man and don’t use my screen name. They are after me. I was followed by a helicopter on the highway today. Radio said it was for a traffic report, but I know better. If you take the second, fourth and last letters from traffic and arrange them just right, you know what you get. That’s right...
CFR.
I’m doomed! Save yourselves!
Wear the tin foil! The helicopters can’t unscramble the brainwaves if you wear the tin foil!