News for you: The little dog is the boss. The big dog just has bigger teeth, more brains, and is better behaved. The little one got her mojo on him when he was just a baby. Mastiffs are sweet, gentle giants. That minpin chased a neighbor’s steer out of my pond and back in the pasture.
Ok, well I give up! You’d probably try to tell me that’s some verbal greeting as part of a secret handshake of NSA guys/gals for special evesdropping corps of the Bush/Cheney administration, or somethin like that.