[USAFJeeper]

But... I am a redneck and like Gordon... Can I be a metro redneck? You know I get $1200 dollar mullet shapings!

[mnehring]

That would be a Redneck who shops at designer country stores.. Do you wax your truck, you might be a metro redneck.. Do you bet more than one haircut a year, you might be a metro redneck.. Do you shop for your cloths at someplace that doesn’t contain the word ‘Mart’ in it’s title, you might be a metro redneck...