If the Democrats could invent a car that runs on bullsh$t, they could end oil drilling forever.
Randy:John, Dog, I'm just not feeling it.. you can't talk about feeling the poor while waiving your Bell & Ross watch in front of the camera.. dog, it just wasn't good...
Paula:Hillary.. you knowwww I Loooooovvveeee youuuuu.. but please... can you answer one question??? I'm drunk and I make more sense than you.
Randy:You all suck! If this is the best the Democrat part of America has to offer, I'm going to ask the Queen to take this country back.. I mean, I've seen better politicians drunk in a Thai brothel...
Yes America, politics has become American Idol....