Telling it like he sees it.
They didn’t always wear those baggy pants; one day at a department store in Cincinnati in the tire shop, a youth came through the back door, grabbed a new tire off the rack and sprinted toward the open garage door.
Within seconds, there were five of us in hot pursuit, all heels and elbows; after four blocks we were spread out like NASCAR racers on the 30th lap except for this one long-legged salesman from the accessories department still in sight down the street.
Tired, and disgusted, we trudged back up the street toward the stupidly abandoned shop and arrived just in time to see two of his companions drive off with a pickup bed full of tires.