Fess up! You didn’t read the whole article.
I did, but the part about where they will put it, a containment facility reminds me too much of Ghost Busters when they have to put the ghosts in a Laser Grid Containment system and Mr Peck from The EPA suts it down.
As someone else has said, if it works, companies would be jumping all over themselves to get it. Every dept. store, gas station and mini market would be knocking their doors down!