There are so many funny posts [yours is one] here on the “enema thread” that I can’t stop laughing.
. When we were expecting with our first child and my wife started labor she proclaimed:
"I have to go take an enema and a shower"
Thinking is heard something about Emma, I asked her to explain.
"Not see Emma, take an enema."
"What's an enema?"
"You were you drinking during those child birth classes!"
My brain starts to function just after work on a Friday, until Monday morning that is.