[mbynack]

I think we need to organize a massive convoy of SUVs to go around the country to raise awareness about global warming. Maybe we would get some 747s to tow a giant banner urging people to use a single sheet of toilet paper for each wipe.

[VR-21]

"I think we need to organize a massive convoy of SUVs to go around the country to raise awareness about global warming. Maybe we would get some 747s to tow a giant banner urging people to use a single sheet of toilet paper for each wipe."

Thanks for the hot coffee nose flush.

[Axenolith]

Maybe we would get some 747s to tow a giant banner urging people to use a single sheet of toilet paper for each wipe.

I **** you not, when we moved into our new office here in Livermore the toilet paper rolls in the bathrooms had some little doohickey on them (apparently mandated in new construction requirements) that made it automatically tear off at 2 sheets. Needless to say that bright little idea died at the hands of a pair of tin snips...