Thank you for giving me the meaning of the word schlock. It was in another thread about queers and toilets and it appears to fit you well.
So now, when the subject of queers and toilets and you comes up, which I am sure it will do often, the word schlock will come to mind and so I will not forget the word nor what it means.
Thank you also for your well thought out, and witty, reply. Poetry to the ears, you are. I would not have thought schlocks had such mastery of the English language.