"My #1 job priority is giving Amnesty to terrorists. I will send the bomb-throwing-'asians' a Z-visa today."
"My #1 job priority is giving Amnesty to terrorists. I will send the bomb-throwing-'asians' a Z-visa today."
"Fence? You have one in your backyard, right? Isn't one fence enough for you?"
"Your Permanent Resident application has been delayed for 5 years? Why do you care? You're in America, aren't you?"
"Why didn't I intervene in the BP officers' case? I'm not going to interfere with a Texas prosecutor, let alone a Texas jury (chuckle chuckle)."
This is The Michael Chertoff Arrogant Bastard Game.
Decide which two of the three arrogant and dismissive statements above were actually made in public forums to citizens asking legitimate questions.
Winners will receive Chertoff's new book, "Respect Is a Myth: How I Transformed From A Respected Legal Prosecutor To An Arrogant And Ineffctual Bureaucratic Ass, In Ten Easy Lessons."