RUSH: Dave in Green Village, New Jersey. Nice to have you on the program.
CALLER: Mega dittos, ditto power.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: I'd like to propose an amendment to the immigration bill.
RUSH: Well, it's dead. The immigration bill is dead.
CALLER: Well, it is, but this might bring it back to life.
RUSH: They might. They will at some point. It's going to be back in some form.
CALLER: This might help it. Number one: amnesty for all drunk drivers involved in committing vehicular homicide in July 1969.
RUSH: (Laughing.) July of 1969.
CALLER: It just might help. Amnesty --
RUSH: By the way, that reminds me. We've got a bite here from Senator Kennedy. Don't lose your train of thought, but you've reminded me of something.
CALLER: Sure.
RUSH: Where are the sound bites? Okay. Sound bite five. Senator Kennedy unwittingly solved the problem here -- well, could have -- of illegal immigration. You got sound bite five ready to go? All right, hit it.
KENNEDY: We know what they're against! We don't know what they're for! Time and time again, they tell us, "We don't like this provision! We don't like that provision! We don't want that part of it!" Well, they ought to be able to explain to the American people what they are for! What are they going to do with the 12 and a half million, erra, who are undocumented here? Send them back? Send them back to countries around the world? More than $250 billion, buses that would go from Los Angeles to New York and back again? Try and find them. Develop a type of Gestapo here to seek out these people that are in the shadows? That's their alternative? That's their alternative!
RUSH: If Senator Kennedy would drive some of the buses, problem solved! (Laughing.) Okay, so you want amnesty for all drunk drivers involved in committing vehicular homicide July 1969. What's number two?
CALLER: Number two: amnesty for all former KKK grandmasters, or whatever they're called.
RUSH: He was a kleagle I don't think he ever reached Grand Wizard status. Kleagle.
CALLER: Senator Byrd.
RUSH: Yeah, Senator Byrd. He was a cyclops, a Grand Cyclops, kleagle. But he voted no on cloture today.
CALLER: Oh, okay.
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: And then the third group and last would be amnesty for any senator in suspicious land deals in Arkansas, Nevada, New Jersey or Illinois.