If you catch a cop skateboarding, beat their ass and cut their stringy hair
I'm not greedy! I'll save that privilege for you, as I have nothing against skateboarders personally (other than a bit of jealousy about their youth and ability)!
I assume you've had a traumatic experience involving a stringy-haired skateboarder? And what about the drunken morons? They kill a lot more people than skateboarders!