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Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke.
1 posted on 06/26/2007 6:42:06 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007
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Ummm... guys (& gals)... It wasn’t so long ago that the “Jewfish” was ‘officially’ renamed the “Goliath Grouper” because of perceived insensitivity toward our friends of the Jewish persuasion. Now I don’t know any fisherman that consults the ACLU (or whoever) when he boats a fish... (let’s see, what shall I call this? No, can’t call it THAT.) Nevertheless, all the fish guides & aquariums will reinforce the use of “Goliath Grouper” until us newly-defined ‘insensitives’ die off.

THIS is entirely possible! Good satire, though.


27 posted on 06/26/2007 7:38:41 AM PDT by Tallguy (Climate is what you plan for, weather is what you get.)
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Sorry, due to circumstances beyond my control I am no longer allowed to respond to threads like this one.

The activist trolls who abuse the abuse button, and the mods who empower them...

Just saying.

28 posted on 06/26/2007 7:45:08 AM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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Sorry, due to circumstances beyond my control I am no longer allowed to respond to threads like this one.

The activist trolls who abuse the abuse button, and the mods who empower them...

Just saying.

29 posted on 06/26/2007 7:45:10 AM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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Not quite sarcasm. Not much of a parody. Might pass as black humor.


30 posted on 06/26/2007 7:47:10 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Treaty)
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IB4TZ?


32 posted on 06/26/2007 7:55:07 AM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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Are you sure this is not scrappleface?
33 posted on 06/26/2007 8:06:29 AM PDT by Cripplehawk
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'super high gravity locations'"

I say we shorten that to "Super HIgh graviTy holes".

36 posted on 06/26/2007 8:21:58 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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Is it because black holes may not exist?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1853659/posts


37 posted on 06/26/2007 8:25:06 AM PDT by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke.

Why.. per LA county you can't use the term "Master/Slave" for computer disk drives any more

38 posted on 06/26/2007 9:00:18 AM PDT by tophat9000 (My 2008 grassroots Republican platform: Build the fence, enforce the laws, and win the damm WAR!)
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Presumably all White Dwarves will need to be renamed Full Spectrum Little People? :-p


39 posted on 06/26/2007 9:16:46 AM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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In that case, we demand that “little white lie” and “white noise” be decommissioned as well! /SARC


42 posted on 06/26/2007 10:27:05 AM PDT by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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Oh, never mind. I thought this was about Crystal Mangum.


43 posted on 06/26/2007 11:39:51 AM PDT by Kenton (All vices in moderation. I don't want to overdo any but I don't want to skip any either.)
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