Thanks. They have DSL in this town, but whenever I ask they say it isn’t out in my area yet. Years pass. I would launch my own commsat, but I couldn’t see it from here anyway.
Sidenote on cable, I REALLY don’t want the crud that comes with it in my house, so DSL was and is the only real option for us. I’ve still got one pre-teen left in the house, as well as the two teens. You may not have that particular problem...