You can’t bring the wild wheelchair without bringing the tame wheelchair! Use your - uhm - discretion as to which wheelchair you bring.
Here is the game plan . . . the geriatric sluts are leaving Houston on Thursday night, after the queen slut gets off work. Friday morning we head off to purchase food stuff, then do yard work & food prep. Friday evening we will meet up with several FReepers for dinner.
You & Eaker can be in charge of the yard work, while the women folk can handle the food prep.
Just out of curiosity...how close is the nearest ER to DCS? You must know because...well, you're married to Eaker. ;-)