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'Should W Consider Early Retirement? In Mexico?'
NewsByUs.com ^ | Jun 18, 07 | Citizen Conservative

Posted on 06/18/2007 7:33:22 AM PDT by SwinneySwitch

Given W’s untreatable Mexican fetish, it may be prudent to simply shove him out of Air Force One, swaddled in a golden parachute, somewhere over Mexico City.

Remember, the man is nearly 61 years old, and is obviously growing weary and older by the minute.

And why shouldn’t he be burned out?

After all, actively helping millions of illiterate peasants to invade America is hard work that would wear anyone out!

Even more taxing: Trying to explain away that invasion as good for the U.S. economy and pretending that is in the national interest to grant amnesty and a path to citizenship for criminals.

Just keeping a straight face while delivering that snake oil pitch day after day would be enough to drive most people into mental meltdown and or breakdown.

Is that where our president and Mexico’s most powerful insider mole is headed?

Some of W’s recent pronouncements seem to confirm that his mental stability is “borderline”:

In April, W declared that America needs amnesty to take pressure off the borders! 12-30 million illegal aliens in our midst and there is too much pressure on the borders?

In May, W said that the amnesty bill before the senate, S 1348, would restore rule of law.

In other words, W wants to restore rule of law by simply legalizing illegal behavior. Include amnesty and a path to citizenship and presto! the rule of law is restored.

Perhaps we should end the crime of armed bank robbery by simply erasing all laws that make it unlawful to rob banks?

It was also in May that W appointed a war czar to take over the messes he has created in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as any other wars he might fancy between now and January 20, 2009.

While he was at it, one wonders why W did not appoint a border czar to shut down the borders and begin deportations? Or is that Michael Chertoff’s responsibility when he is not busy campaigning for amnesty?

In June, W declared that he will throw an extra $4.4 billion dollars at border security, if only the senate will reconsider S 1348.

This dilly begs the obvious question: If $4.4 billion will make America safer and is vital to homeland security, why has W not acted sooner?

Like on September 12, 2001 for instance?

Clearly, W is struggling to keep track of his missteps and outright lies. He seems to be losing that battle and needs a long, long, stress free vacation.

America and the American people also need a rest. We are BUSHed, to put it mildly.

And who honestly believes that America can survive another 18 months of the W presidency and legacy building enterprise?

Perhaps a few patriotic Republicans should visit the Oval Office and convince W to hang up his pilot’s helmet and take early retirement.

Offer him an attractive golden parachute package and a luxurious villa in Mexico, and W might just take the bait.

Dropping W on the Mexican side of the border would have other benefits:

Americans would exact a measure of revenge against Mexico for dumping millions of illegal aliens on the American side of the border.

And, America would have one less English-challenged amnesty proponent to worry about!


TOPICS: Government; Mexico; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; bush; immigrantlist; mexico; readdailykos; votehillary2008; welcomedulurkers
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To: MNJohnnie

They’d rather just bitch.


101 posted on 06/18/2007 4:21:57 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MNJohnnie

Knee Jerk? My knee jerks when the doctor uses a small hammer to check my reflexes.

Bush has been POUNDING it with baseball bat for months now.

I’ve had enough.


102 posted on 06/18/2007 4:28:59 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The Republican party is dead! Let's start over. Nevermind, what's the point?)
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To: SwinneySwitch
"Should W Consider Early Retirement? In Mexico?'"

Yes

The sooner the better...

103 posted on 06/18/2007 4:31:52 PM PDT by Czar ( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
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To: MNJohnnie
You better watch out, cause you just might git bich-slapped yerself unless you develope "a new tone" right here in FReeperland, Johnnie. The whole tone of your lengthy diatribe was really, REALLY snide!!! (and snotty, too!!!)

We can all tell that you really know better than all that stuff you were puttin out there. The thing is so screwed up now, with the "R" President, some sell-out "R" Senators and a whole slew of out-of-their-mind Demonicrats with their backs all arched up like a bunch of pist of pussies, that it should be put aside for another couple of years!

This frantic "DO SOMETHING EVEN IT IT'S DEAD WRONG" mentality on the pro-ponents part is a dangerous CONponent of the whole current pressure cooker situation. Cooler heads cannot prevail as there are NO cooler heads. Especially not yours!!!

104 posted on 06/18/2007 4:41:18 PM PDT by SierraWasp (I'm not just "in contempt of CONgress," now I'm in contempt of all 3 branches of our governments!!!)
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To: AU72

It could just go back to being Coahuila y Tejas. Or maybe just the Departmento de Tejas.


105 posted on 06/18/2007 4:46:21 PM PDT by DaGman (`)
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To: potlatch
LOLOLOL! That is without a doubt your finest contribution to FR. I'm serious. It's hilarious!


106 posted on 06/18/2007 5:24:38 PM PDT by NRA2BFree ("The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves!")
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To: SwinneySwitch
I am beginning to thinka n outright Bill of Impeachment of the President--succeed or fail--should be brought before the House Judiciary Committee by a conservative Republican lawmaker, if this Illegal Amnesty Bill passess.

Then, each GOP Presidential candidate forced to take an up or down stance on the Impeachment Legislation.

107 posted on 06/18/2007 5:26:30 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Hi, I'm "AmericanInTokyo" And I Am A Recovering Sufferer of ***BUMPER STICKER REGRET***)
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To: SwinneySwitch

U.S. Constitution, Article 4 Section 4:

"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government,

and shall protect each of them against Invasion;"


Invasion: \In*va"sion\, n. [L. invasio: cf. F. invasion. See Invade.] [1913 Webster]

1. The act of invading; the act of encroaching upon the rights or possessions of another; encroachment; trespass.

108 posted on 06/18/2007 5:35:08 PM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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To: devolve; NRA2BFree

Lol, thank you! Parody is what it’s all about. Glad you enjoyed it!


109 posted on 06/18/2007 5:38:32 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: potlatch


"Fight Team Fight!"


-- Leni Graham


110 posted on 06/18/2007 10:40:03 PM PDT by devolve ( _Illegal_Aliens_Killed_25_Americans_Today _A_Mexican_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
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