[JamesP81]

Let me add a #4:

4) Nifong should pay the legal fees of the players from his own personal money until he his out, with the City of Durham picking up the rest of it. The voters in Durham are ultimately responsible for the actions of their elected representatives.

Like the first 3, this one won't happen.

[antiRepublicrat]

The voters in Durham are ultimately responsible for the actions of their elected representatives.

Unfortunately, he was initially appointed, an appointment the governor later regretted.

[Bitsy]

and #5 that when in jail he get to go on clean up duty in Durham where you can see him in his bright jump suit daily picking up discarded McDonald wrappers and used kleenex tissues!!!!
Yes! That would do it for me!