Stewart didn't show you the call that started all of this nonsense. It's Breaking News on FR:
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Secretary: Durham DA's office can I help you.
Butthead: Uuuuuhhh, can I like speak to the uuuuhhhhh...Dumb Ass, I mean DA please.
Secretary: What is this in reference to?
Butthead: Uuuuhhh, tell him I was, uuuuhhh...like...uuuuuhhhh a white kid who was raped by...uhh...like 3 black women.
Beavis: Oh, yeeah, yeah...eh, heh, heh...that's a good one butthead.
Secretary: Ok, hold on... (12 minutes later)
Secretary: Sorry. We don't handle those cases here. You'll have to go to Judge Wapner or Judge Judy with that case.
Butthead: Uuuuuuhhh, OK...uuuhhhh, uh, uhhh how about like... I was a black chick...who thinks she may have been...uh...like raped...or something... by like uhh, huhh 3 rich white guys.
Beavis: Eh, heh, heh, heh...yeah...eh, heh, white and eh heh, rich...eh, heh and tell them about the election for DA...eh heh.
Secretary: Hold on please. (1 second later)
Nifong: Mike Nifong speaking, how can I help you?
Butthead: Uuuuuhhh, I think I was like...raped...or something. By like some rich white dudes, and I'm like uhhhhh, black...or something....
Beavis: Yeah, eh, heh raped.
Nifong: OK, we'll file charges tomorrow.
Butthead: Oh, uuuuuhhhh, cool.
Beavis: Heh, eh, that was cool.