[LexBaird]

I can’t quit drinking until after I’ve had a few drinks. Then I promise I will quit drinking.

How can you expect to stop drinking, when you have 12-20 million bottles of beer already in your refrigerator? The only possible solution is to declare them all to be soda pop, and only then don't let any more beer into your shopping cart.

[Sender]

How can you expect to stop drinking, when you have 12-20 million bottles of beer already in your refrigerator? The only possible solution is to declare them all to be soda pop, and only then don't let any more beer into your shopping cart.

After they are all declared to be soda pop, there won't be any more beer coming into the cart. It will be more soda pop. And each new soda pop will be a single bottle with 5 empty rings in the six-pack...the six-pack will need to be reunited in the cart before checkout. Please drink responsibly.