[SJSAMPLE]

The reason they can't find the Halliburton Weather Dominator (tm) is because the signal is dispersed across the country, hidden in the AM broadcast and mixed in with Rushbo's signal.

It's positively the last place the liberals would look.

[Jaysun]

The reason they can't find the Halliburton Weather Dominator (tm) is because the signal is dispersed across the country, hidden in the AM broadcast and mixed in with Rushbo's signal.

It's positively the last place the liberals would look.

Good God man, you aren't supposed to mention this in public. Did you not make it to the last "pancake breakfast" in which we discussed the secret handshakes, the influx of crack cocaine to Mexican neighborhoods, and the need to remain hush-hush about the Halliburton Weather Dominator (tm)?

I hope they don't come poking around here asking a bunch of damned questions. I have my cyanide pills ready if it comes to that. You know what the exalted leader says, "better to fall on your sword than risk exposing the operation to the infidels, that is, the liberals."