Most Distant Black Hole Discovered (in Constellation Pisces, ~13 billion light-years from Earth)

Space.com on Yahoo ^ | 6/7/07 | Andrea Thompson

[T.Smith]

So, how many Dark Years away is this Black Hole?

[dragonblustar]

Send Mookie to probe that hole..

[Bullish]

I thought the biggest black hole was Danny Glover’s mouth.

[UnklGene]

[Larry Lucido]

“What is the speed of dark?”

“I put instant coffee in my microwave and almost went back in time.”

[reagan_fanatic]

I bet the big bang really startled people back then. Must have been pretty loud. Wonder what caused it?

Completely random forces, don't you know.

[Jack Wilson]

Let’s send the immigration bill there.

[ZeitgeistSurfer]

It keeps happening over and over again:

Big Flowers
Big Dinner
Big Bang
Big Sleep

[reagan_fanatic]

The big bang part was never assured, however ;)

[-YYZ-]

Ah, the “cyclical universe” model - I know it well :)

[Lancey Howard]

Wonder what caused it (the big bang)?

Completely random forces, don't you know.

Of course.
Wonder what caused the random forces?

[Zon]

Par for this hole is officially set at 5,985,347,240,520,481,372.

With space golf, once the ball is on the green it takes on average three putts to hole-out. One putt more than Earth golf. Par should be 5,985,347,240,520,481,374.

[Zon]

Opps... 5,985,347,240,520,481,374. = 5,985,347,240,520,481,373.

[T.Smith]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

[Hegemony Cricket]

But since this hole is in Pisces (the fish) you have to really watch out for the water hazard...

[NucSubs]

Belief in God and the B. Bang are not mutually exclusive.