what are the two new amendments that Reid put in the bill? He stopped the clerk from reading them.
Here’s what Michelle Malkin has blogged about the amendments that have been called up to the desk:
SA 1492 and Dodd amendment SA 1493 to SA 1199.
Oh, nothing important. Don't you worry....
(1) Henceforth, all American citizens will be deported to Mexico, leaving all material belongings as property of the State.
(2) Teddy Kennedy shall reign as my able assistant, and from the Right Hand of mysaelf, Lucifer. George Bush and John McCain shall advise myself Lucifer from the Left Hand on all matters concering our new subjects from the South.