You should instead think about our fainting goats. If they hear a loud noise they drop over on their sides in a dead out faint.
Goats, by the way, will give you a great field of grass by eating everything *except* the grass.
Eeek! You have “fainting goats”? *I* have “fainting goats”!!
I just got mine this spring... talk about “easy keepers”! The neighbors are absolutely fascinated by the fact that they aren’t “escape artists” or “fence jumpers”, plus they eat my mesquite and cedar!
A friend of mine found that out the hard way by buying one goat to keep from cutting grass only to buy a riding mower and a second goat to keep his other daughter happy after the first girl claimed the “starter” goat.