[REDWOOD99]

YOU can’t wait to see if someone correctly predicted a catastrophic earthquake (do you say “Oh Darn!” if they were wrong) but I’M clueless? Earthquake predictors are as accurate as psychics.

[hole_n_one]

You take a simple, dumbass joke on my part and then try to dissect it in an effort to find a deeper, more passionate purpose and meaning.

It's laughable.