After I was released from jury duty on Monday, I wandered over to Dealey Plaza. I noticed some guys with signs waving at passing cars and wondered what was going on. Monday was the eleventh of the month and it seems the nutcases from the 9-11 conspiracy theories were picketing. They explained they were there on the eleventh of every month.
I almost made it past them when I couldn’t resist the temptation to ask about the JFK assassination. I turned around and said, “I’m conducting a private opinion poll. I would like to ask each one of you this question. Did Oswald kill Kennedy?” Out of the five, two immediately understood what I was really asking which was their level of insanity. After a couple of wayward excuses and denials, they finally stated their opinions. Out of the five, four stated Oswald had nothing to do with the assassination and one stated that he had help.
I would love to see a shrink’s evaluation report on some of these people.
I’d like to know their political affiliation.