Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children at:
Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee, California 3/5/01
El Cajon, California 3/22/01
and Blacksburg, VA 4/16/07
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry, I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
Dear God:
Why didn’t you save the students at:
University of Texas at Austin, 8/1/66
Virginia Tech, 4/16/07
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
While I am allowed in those schools, with the UT religious studies program, VT’s chapel and numerous sanctioned Christian student groups in both, I didn’t feel like saving anybody on those days. Either that, or it’s part of my larger plan that innocent people had to die for. Believe what you want.
Sincerely,
God